Oh no rly?


I found this randomly whilst googling if it is possible to kill spiders with moth balls. I HATE SPIDERS!!!


[x] Both of your parents are from Asia
[ ] You were born in Asia
[x] You use the term "Azn"
[] You think DDR is cool
[] You've watched lots of anime
[x] You like Korean drama
[x] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[x] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race
[x]You eat rice almost everyday
[ ] You drink lemon tea ( jasmine tea FTW)
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[x] You style your hair
[x] You have a bebo/myspace/friendster 9I use to have asian avenue too HAHAHA)
[x] You speak languages other than English
[x] Your parents are strict
[x] Your parents have high expectations of you
[x] You always get A's/B's on your report
[ ] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[x] You know your multiplication table
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong (What the pong is that)
[x] You've seen the asian version The ring/The grudge (I'm sorry I can't remember)
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[ ] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[x] You own an asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[x] You're not the only child
[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February (Oh, you mean angpao? Rightt.)
[x] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[x] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted (THIS!!! -_-)
[ ] You can solve a rubiks cube
[x] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[ ] You play video games
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[x] Every time you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[x] You have karaoke at home
[x] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[x] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[x] You own a gaming console 9my brother does?)
[x] You don't wear shoes in your house
[x] You can use chopsticks
[ ] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't
7

[] Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[x] You have asian songs on your computer/iPod
[x] You don't like football
[x] You like Soccer (Depends, get it?)
3

[ ] You have a curfew
[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means
[x] You know what purikura is
[x] You like bubble tea
[x] Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come
[ ] You've played final fantasy
[ ] You believe in fortune cookies
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[x] You know what is bok choy (Love it! I also know what it means in mandarin HAH)
[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?" (Asian Pride)
[x] You've had Pocky's/Yan Yan before
[x] When you ask for your mum's permission she goes "Ask your dad" (<---HAHA)
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Multiply your total score by 2 and put the subject as I am Asian!




38x2=76


I'm 76% Asian. I don't care who you are or what ethnicity you are, do this for kicks?

I tried doing the multiplication table the other day and I had to THINK REALLY REALLY HARD. I USE to believe in fortune cookies. Or I wanted to at least. Oh, and I call it BOBA not bubble tea >.< First time I saw bubble tea was in Canada... OH CANADIANS.